
Transition time! Your Chicago Saucy Chef is packing up her knife roll for an extended trip to Southeast Asia. I'll be spending most of my time in Northern Thailand, Chiang Mai to be exact, with various trips to surrounding areas. As a precursor to my east-meets-west(erner) adventures, I'd like to spend a couple paragraphs fawning over my absolute favorite restaurant in Chicago. Appropriately, it's a Northern Thai place. I've heard from people who should know that this Thai food is on the "very" side of authentic. I guess I'll find out for myself soon. To the left is Red Curry, which they do very well, just like everything else.
Sticky Rice is on N Western Ave just north of Irving Park Rd in the North Center. Basically right next door is a mysterious dark restaurant called Thai Kitchen, but that isn't it, so don't be fooled. Let your eyes go where they're drawn: the bright yellow facade of Sticky Rice, the new best thing that's ever happened to your mouth.
Insider Tips:
-The menu is more than a little imposing. Don't be scared, everything is delicious so feel free to close your eyes and point.
-There is a very confusing section on the back of the menu called Vegetarian Dishes that has only a few entries with no descriptions. Ignore this. If you want to go veg, you can order almost anything with tofu or mock-duck seitan instead of meat. They know what vegan is, so if this is your concern, let them know you don't want egg and they'll be down.
- Try to get at least one noodle dish, one rice dish and one curry. How can you eat so much, you ask? Go with a lot of people and share everything family style. In fact, do this at every restaurant, everywhere. Why not?
-Order an appetizer, any appetizer. The Thai Spring Rolls are practically archetypal. The Crab Rangoon are hand folded to look like little crabs, OMGsocute. The Crispy Banana Skins make me sing that song, "Simply the best..." The Quail are yummy and make you feel like a giant sucking on chickens proffered by Lilliputians.
-The Pineapple Curry is not on the menu but is delicious. It comes in a hollowed-out pineapple and is best ordered spicy with shrimp. Don't forget to scrape the insides of the fruit for leftover goodness when it's all gone!
-Curry Noodle with Tofu is banished to the Vegetarian section, but don't miss out on it! It's similar to Pad See Ewe but better and comes with egg and brocolini. Just trust me, it's amazing.
-Order a fresh young coconut to drink. It will cool your mouth when the spice starts to make steam shoot out of your ears. After you drink it, scrape out the meat and eat it with chile sauce.
-Sometimes they have bamboo caterpillars. This is a popular snack food sold deep fried by street vendors in many parts of Asia. Order them if the thought doesn't gross you out. They come with a sprinkling of cilantro and shredded carrot and taste just like anything deep fried: crispy, greasy and delicious.

Catepillers! Bonus points if you can eat them with chop sticks.
What really sets Sticky Rice apart from the rest is how fresh the food is. Don't you hate ordering Pad Thai at a new place and receiving a greasy pile of noodles with sauce from a can and limp, sorry excuses for vegetables that obviously used to be frozen? None of that here. The kitchen is fast, but this isn't the Asian fast food that has unfortunately become the norm in America.
I could go on and on about this place, so let me stop here and try to gain focus. Why is it the best? For every reason that makes a restaurant good. It's cheap. You can eat for less than $10 if you get the veg dishes. It's open late. Some nights as late as 11pm. The service is friendly, if a little frantic during peak hours. I've never waited more than 5 minutes to be seated. It's BYOB with no corkage fee. The portions are big but not too big. The atmosphere is adorable, with rotating Thai tchotchke adorning the walls and display cases. The specials are excellent, like Stingray Shu Chee.
Just go there. Thank me later.